For anyone who has ever opened an email and immediately wished for the sweet release of death. This tee features a coffin and the deeply relatable sentiment “I Hope This Email Kills Us Both” for those special workplace moments when a simple reply somehow turns into a 47-message thread.
Soft, comfortable, and perfect for office days, Zoom calls, commuting, or pretending you're not checking Slack, this shirt is basically a wearable warning that your patience has officially left the building.
Wear it to work, happy hour, or anywhere someone might say “quick question” and ruin your entire afternoon. Because some emails should honestly just be buried and left there.
