Remember Smartass & Sass? The brand that delivered sass, sarcasm, and swear-filled surprises to your doorstep until we closed in 2024? Well, plot twist — turns out we had a tiny bit of inventory left. And after staring at it long enough to question all our life choices, I've decided to list it on Amazon. S&S is not starting back up. We’re not re-launching. We’re just cleaning up our mess like responsible(ish) adults.

If you’re feeling nostalgic, love a bargain, or want to help us turn this pile of sass into loan payments, click the shop link. If you want to see what I'm up to now, shop this site!

Thanks for being the most amazing smartasses we could’ve ever asked for. 💙

- Abby, your former HBIC