Remember Smartass & Sass? The brand that delivered sass, sarcasm, and swear-filled surprises to your doorstep until we closed in 2024? Well, plot twist — turns out we had a tiny bit of inventory left. And after staring at it long enough to question all our life choices, I've decided to list it here. S&S is not starting back up. We’re not re-launching. We’re just cleaning up our mess like responsible(ish) adults.

Thanks for being the most amazing smartasses we could’ve ever asked for. 💙

- Abby, your former HBIC