If Rebecca Bunch designed comfort wear, this would be it — cute, a little chaotic, emotionally complicated, and held together by caffeine, impulse decisions, and blind optimism.
This “Barely Functioning” sweatshirt is for the ones who wake up every day committed to doing their best… and then immediately get derailed by their own brain. Soft, cozy, and perfect for wearing while spiraling in the Target parking lot, rewriting texts twelve times, or singing through a minor breakdown like it’s a musical number.
Wear it to therapy, errands, or any situation where you're just trying to hold it together with vibes, glitter, and a questionable amount of determination.
Product features - Printed on a Gildan 18000 heavyblend crewneck sweatshirt - Tubular knit — no side seams for a smooth, waste‑reducing finish - Medium‑heavy 50/50 cotton‑poly fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability - Ribbed knit collar and cuffs retain shape; double‑needle stitching at stress points - OEKO‑TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol cotton; made in Nicaragua
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
It's a nice quality sweatshirt, however you can barely see the text on it! The text color is so close to the shirt color that it took me a couple of looks to even see the text was on it. Not impressed.
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